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I didn't know you were
looking for work again.

2
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Yeah, I have offers
from a few hospitals.

3
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But if I'm gonna go back
to yanking out little miracles,

4
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it's got to be a perfect fit.

5
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And I know what you're gonna ask
about next: my dating life,

6
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which you always do,
even though

7
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it's a little Luke-and-Leia-ish.
So...

8
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you're dating someone?

9
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I'm dating lots of someones.

10
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Oh.
It's fun.

11
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I never
played the field before.

12
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Although it can get
a little weird sometimes.

13
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Like, on a first date, have
you ever showed a girl your...?

14
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(phone vibrates)

15
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Speaking of nuts.

16
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Hey, Mom.

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Uh, okay.

18
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No, no. No, I don't think
that's a good idea.

19
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Because there are trained
professionals there.

20
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No, I'm not calling you crazy.

21
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Mom, Mom, listen...
Uh, Kristen,

22
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maybe I should...

23
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Let me in!
Let me in!

24
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Ryan, come on!
It's an emergency!

25
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What?

26
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Oh!

27
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Oh, my God.

28
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That was close.

29
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I almost shook myself
off outside your door.

30
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(Jenna groans)

31
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Sorry. He rolled in a puddle
on the way over here.

32
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I don't know why
he always does that inside.

33
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Eh, he's a dog. You could tell
him to stop doing something

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a thousand times.
KRISTEN:
What if you forget

35
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to turn off your stove
and then you end up blowing
up your whole building?

36
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Okay, well, let
me remind you...

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I'm sorry. Family business.

38
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I get it. I have
to get to work.

39
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Oh, wait.

40
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Spare key. I have to go
into the office tonight,

41
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so you can just pick
him up whenever.
Thanks.

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Sorry.

43
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KRISTEN:
No, you are not driving
through a parking garage.

44
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Because there are
no parking garages there, Mom.

45
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And you don't even have a car.

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You know what, this is
why you and every...

47
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Hello?

48
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(groans)

49
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What's going on?

50
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Mom thinks she's ready

51
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to leave the sanitarium.

52
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I said no, obviously. Thank God

53
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I'm her legal guardian.
Imagine if these decisions
were left up to her

54
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and not me. She'd be walking
the street with no clothes on,

55
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rooting through garbage, just
pissing and shitting in public.

56
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And?
Where
are you going?

57
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To Clouds. Nobody hangs up on me

58
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in the middle
of me yelling at them.

59
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Well, I was already planning
on visiting her today.

60
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I-I can talk to her for you.

61
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I think I'd rather
do that myself.

62
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I can be a lot meaner
than you can.

63
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Yeah, but that's gonna put you
in a bad mood.

64
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Besides,
I can be pretty mean, too.

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Bitch.
Hoo, hoo, hoo.

66
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You're gonna have to do
a lot better than that,

67
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you dickless,
syphilitic runt.

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She's good.

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Real good.

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"You're as crazy
as your mother."

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That's what
he said, right?

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The weird thing is I never
mentioned your mom to Bruce.

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Or whoever that
old guy was.

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H-How do you think
I should bring up the idea

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of my mom leaving Clouds?

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I just don't want her
to get all worked up about it.

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I thought we were
going out there to ask
Catherine about Bruce.

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We are. I just figured,
while we're there,

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I might as well smooth things
over between Kristen and her.

80
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Why?

81
00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,688
You heard my sister
on the phone.

82
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They're always at each other's
throats like that.

83
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It's up to me to keep the peace.

84
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Or maybe they keep bickering
because you stop the fights

85
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before they get
to the late rounds,

86
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when the real heavy
punches start landing

87
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and the weaknesses and
vulnerabilities get exposed

88
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and Bald Bull starts
doing the Bull Charge
and, before you know it,

89
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Mario's just like...
(video game sound)

90
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You don't know my family.
I have to stop things

91
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from blowing up
before it gets out of control.

92
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Look, I know your parents'
divorce must have been...

93
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a slight bummer.

94
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You mean the worst experience
of my childhood?

95
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But this isn't that.

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I know. You're the one
who made the comparison.

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Fine, whatever.

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As long as we're going
out to visit Catherine,

99
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that's all
that matters.

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Ever since her cat died,
the burden of responsibility

101
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has fallen on me to cheer her
up when she's feeling blue,

102
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to lick her face when it's
covered in Funyun dust.

103
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Yeah, right.
You love the attention.

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Doesn't make it
any less of a burden.

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Aw.

106
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(chuckles)
WILFRED:
Really?

107
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What?
Three-legged dogs

108
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are the scourge
of the dog community.

109
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While the rest of us
are out there

110
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working our asses off
to get some attention,

111
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these lazy pieces of
shit just rock up

112
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and get treated
like royalty.

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Drop it, boy.
Drop it.

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Good boy! Good
boy, Ralston.

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RYAN:
I didn't know
you had a dog,

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Dr. Cahill.
He doesn't.

117
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He has three-fourths of one.

118
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Oh, I got Ralston
years ago

119
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after I suffered
a traumatic incident.

120
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I don't know if I ever
told you this, but I... I was...

121
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Raped?
Gang-raped.

122
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Let me give you
some advice, young man.

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Think before you blare
your horn at a van.

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Thanks to Ralston,
it's getting easier

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for me to talk
about the, uh...

126
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incident, and he seems

127
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to inspire a lot
of the patients here, as well,

128
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so I bring him in
a few times a month.

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Please. The only thing a
three-legged dog inspires

130
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is overcoming
your worst fears

131
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and doing the impossible
and achieving your dreams.

132
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It's like, eat
a dick, dude.

133
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Hey, your mom looks different.

134
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So healthy. Did
she do a cleanse?

135
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There he is!
Oh, come here, boy!

136
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Excuse me, Ryan.
Duty calls.

137
00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:08,509
Oh.
Watch out, Catherine.

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There's my little snuggle-butt.

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Hi.

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Oh, you come here.
Hey, Mom.

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Oh. Hi, Ryan.

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Sweetie.

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(laughs)
Dr. Cahill.

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Morning,
Catherine.

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Well, I'll leave you two
to catch up.

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Mom, do you know
a guy named Bruce?

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Mom?

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I knew this day would come.

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(sighs)

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I should have told you
about him a long time ago.

151
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I don't know how I ever let him
suck me into those stupid games.

152
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Games?

153
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Every Wednesday night, we'd
sneak down into the boiler room.

154
00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,497
Wait. What?

155
00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:06,500
(whispers):
Poker.

156
00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:10,671
Gambling is
against the rules.

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We're talking
about Bruce Chang, right?

158
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Down-down the hall
in room 204?

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And you're sure you don't
know any other Bruces?

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It's not like I get a chance

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to meet a lot
of new people here.

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I'm gonna get some lemon.

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My name's Wilfred.

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Nice to meet you.

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Ah, I forgot.

166
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You can't do that, can you?

167
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Oh, hey, want to see
what a human vagina looks like?

168
00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:41,435
Check it out. I put my paws
like this, and you put your...

169
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Oh, shit. You can't really
do anything, can you?

170
00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:52,880
(sighs)

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00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:56,617
Listen, Kristen told me you're
thinking about leaving Clouds.

172
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Oh, I get it.

173
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Kristen sent you here to be
her happiness assassin.

174
00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:03,757
No, I'd...

175
00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:06,293
We'd love to see you
back out in the world,

176
00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:08,762
but we tried it once,
and it didn't work.

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00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,564
I'm on new medication,

178
00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:13,400
and Dr. Cahill says
I'm doing better than ever.

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I've given this a lot
of thought, Ryan, and...

180
00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:20,440
I don't want to die in here.

181
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Well, I guess if you
think you're ready.

182
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Oh, honey, thank you.

183
00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,282
(sighs)

184
00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:31,151
I know it's legally
Kristen's decision,

185
00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:33,621
but it'll help
that you're on my side.

186
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Yeah.

187
00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:37,457
Why don't you let
me talk to Kristen?

188
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I'll catch her when
she's in a good mood.

189
00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,263
Look...

190
00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,965
I know I'm a little kooky,

191
00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:48,836
but... in some ways,
sanity is like my fourth leg,

192
00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:52,940
and if Ralston can get by
without his,

193
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so can I.

194
00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,445
(laughs)

195
00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,180
I can't believe
I let this happen.

196
00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:01,782
Remind me to never agree
to anything

197
00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,784
while I'm listening to R. Kelly
on muscle relaxants.

198
00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,786
Mom will be fine,
and if she's not,

199
00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,955
I'm only a few blocks
away, like we agreed.

200
00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,457
Well, I, for one, am
thrilled for Catherine.

201
00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,459
Oh, what? You think
I'm only glad

202
00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,962
'cause she's away from that
three-legged freak show?

203
00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,631
The idea that I might be
even a little jealous

204
00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:19,299
of Ralston is just...

205
00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,968
It's-it's just...

206
00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,303
Hello?

207
00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,638
What the hell?!

208
00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:26,674
That's my
head-laying lap!

209
00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,508
Why-why are you here so early?

210
00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:31,178
You told us to
come over at 11:00.

211
00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:32,312
I'm pretty sure I said 1:00.

212
00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,848
Mom, you definitely
said 11:00.

213
00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:37,050
Hey, Cathy-cakes,
have you seen my...?

214
00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,152
Whoa.

215
00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,821
Looks like

216
00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:45,025
Ralston isn't the only
three-legged dog in Mom's life.

217
00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:52,332
Kristen? Kristen?!
(sighs)

218
00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,901
This is why
you wanted to move out?

219
00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:56,670
So you could carry on a secret
affair with your therapist?

220
00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:57,838
It's not an affair.

221
00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,407
Elliott and I
are in love!
Okay.

222
00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,009
Even if you think
you're in love,

223
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,577
which I find very hard
to believe,

224
00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,545
it's completely unethical--
not to mention illegal--

225
00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:08,348
for a doctor to have
a relationship with his patient.

226
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,516
You are going back to Clouds

227
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,884
where you'll never
see Elliott again,

228
00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:12,853
because his ass
is getting fired.

229
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:13,921
No!

230
00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:16,056
I'm never going back!
Yes, you are!

231
00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:18,125
Mom, go inside. Please.

232
00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:22,095
That's nice, Mom. Yeah.

233
00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,530
Real mature!

234
00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,766
Is it so horrible

235
00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,601
that she'd find someone
after all these years?

236
00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:29,603
She's obviously not well,
and Dr. Cahill knows that.

237
00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:31,404
So either he's criminally
taking advantage of her,

238
00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,040
or he's just as insane
as she is.

239
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,574
So, you're prepared
to throw away

240
00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:35,776
your whole relationship
with Mom?

241
00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:38,111
She's the one
throwing it away!

242
00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:40,714
At least take a day
to think about it, for me.

243
00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:44,618
After you've calmed down, if
you still feel the same way...

244
00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,922
...I'll support your decision.

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00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,758
(scoffs)

246
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,929
WILFRED:
Do it.

247
00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:58,265
Just do it!

248
00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,599
Cut it off!

249
00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,301
Come on!
We had a pact!

250
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,736
What do you mean,

251
00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,604
this is the first you're
hearing about a pact,

252
00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:07,240
and I cut off your arm with a
chainsaw after drugging you?

253
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,441
What are you doing?

254
00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:09,977
I thought you hated
three-legged dogs.

255
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,112
As long as Ralston is still
in Catherine's life,

256
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:15,082
I don't stand a chance
of reclaiming her affections.

257
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,651
Well, you don't have
to chop off your arm... or leg.

258
00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:20,420
Kristen is gonna end up
sending Mom back to Clouds,

259
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,755
so Ralston's out of the picture.

260
00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,423
We both know
that's not gonna happen.

261
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,425
You'll find a way
to keep the peace

262
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,960
between Catherine and Kristen.

263
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,261
You always do.

264
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:31,331
Seriously, Bear, if you
don't cut this leg off,

265
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,933
I'm breaking up with you.

266
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:36,436
Oh, what do you mean,
"That's a brilliant idea"?

267
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,606
What do you mean, the solution
to both of our problems is

268
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,942
for Ryan to break up
Catherine and Dr. Cahill?

269
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,778
What do you mean,
I always say

270
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,279
"What do you mean,"

271
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:50,317
then repeat everything
you just said, word for word?

272
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:54,287
We often spoke
about our feelings,

273
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,523
but we were celibate
at Clouds.

274
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:59,459
It was only after
your mother left that I, uh--

275
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,962
well, how should I put this
delicately?--

276
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:05,833
um... knocked the dust off it?

277
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,502
Well... uh, either way,

278
00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:12,305
Kristen still thinks
she can get you fired.

279
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,640
Then let them fire me.

280
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,976
Ryan, do you know
the day I realized

281
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:19,512
that your mother wasn't just
another run-of-the-mill,

282
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:22,716
delusional, bipolar,
manic-depressive?

283
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:25,819
We were in group,
and she was reading a poem

284
00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,988
that she had written

285
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:31,058
about a dwarf
stuck in a laundry machine.

286
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,727
Since that day,
we have brought each other

287
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,695
nothing but happiness.

288
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:39,332
If I end this relationship,
clinically speaking,

289
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:44,905
then I'm going to be making her
the opposite of happy.

290
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,175
Sad.
Sad. Sad.

291
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,910
Right.

292
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,912
But-but if you don't
break up with her,

293
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,747
Kristen will use
your relationship

294
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,348
to send her
back to Clouds.

295
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:59,019
Not only that. You saw the
way they were fighting.

296
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,354
This would tear
them apart.

297
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,057
Maybe irreparably.

298
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,859
(sighs)

299
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,595
I'd hate to be the cause
of familial strife.

300
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:13,633
If you truly love her,
let her go.

301
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,772
I guess we're all just...

302
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:21,708
(voice breaking):
dwarves stuck
in laundry machines.

303
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,244
Oh, goddamn.

304
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,446
I'm sorry.
(sobbing)

305
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,916
I'm not a monster, Ryan.
I agreed not to tell Clouds

306
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,283
about that quack
boning our mother, didn't I?

307
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,052
I'm just saying,
she had her heart broken.

308
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,087
She needs our support
right now more than ever.

309
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:36,890
Loud and clear, Ryan,
and with Ralston

310
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,726
finally out of her life,
Mom's going to need a lot

311
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,094
of showering me with love

312
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,396
to get her through
this horrible depression.

313
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,898
(knocking)
I'll get it!

314
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:47,267
I'll get it!
I'll get it!

315
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,435
I'll get it. I'll get it.

316
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,403
Ryan, hurry up.
Open this door.

317
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,106
I'll get it!
I'll get it!

318
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:56,109
What the hell is he doing here?!
Hi, Mom.

319
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,745
Don't you dare step one
non-foot in this house!

320
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,247
Settle down, Wilfred.

321
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,082
I thought Ralston belonged
to Dr. Cahill.

322
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,918
He did, but
when we broke up,

323
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:08,088
Elliott said he knew how much
Ralston meant to me,

324
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,590
so he said I could keep him.

325
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,092
Don't worry.

326
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,595
I left him with something
to remember me by, too.

327
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,098
And I hope it burns.

328
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,799
Ew, Mom.
What?

329
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,702
I-I gave him
some of my old incense.

330
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,107
He said he felt like
we were moving too fast,

331
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,143
and he wasn't sure if he was
ready to give up his career.

332
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:32,179
KRISTEN:
I'm sorry, Mom.
Well, maybe you were right.

333
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,781
Maybe he was taking advantage
of his position.

334
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,118
Also, he dropped
the rape card way too much.

335
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,020
You don't get out
of doing the dishes

336
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,289
just because
you got gang-raped.

337
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,791
I'm just glad you
got away from him.

338
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,960
Look at him,
getting my lap, my treats.

339
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:50,463
CAHILL:
Catherine!

340
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,832
Catherine!

341
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,635
Catherine!

342
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,971
Catherine!

343
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,473
Dr. Cahill, what-what
are you doing here?

344
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,375
I was at the bar
trying to forget

345
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:03,676
how much my life totally sucks

346
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,212
when I got
your Facebook message.

347
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,546
My Facebook message?

348
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,016
Yeah, I left as soon
as I read it.

349
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,483
Actually, it's not true.

350
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,052
First I accepted
your friend request,

351
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,853
then I checked out
all your photos,

352
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,655
and I read everything
on your wall.

353
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,690
Oh, my God, I didn't know
you were friends

354
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,659
with the Squishy Tits chick.

355
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,328
We should totally
hang out sometime.

356
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,730
Catherine!
What exactly did I say
in my message

357
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,165
that got you so... excited?

358
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,699
Well, that Kristen
changed her mind,

359
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,335
and I should come right away.

360
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,370
Oh, and to please sign
your petition

361
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:33,740
making fake-throwing gestures
a felony.

362
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,742
I'm all about that.
Catherine!

363
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,344
Okay, we should
go. Right now.
What?

364
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,512
I signed your
weird petition!
CATHERINE:
Elliott?

365
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,713
Catherine!

366
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:41,915
(crying):
Oh, my God, Catherine.

367
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:44,184
Ryan, what is
he doing here?!

368
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,753
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
Please forgive me.

369
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:49,589
I did not mean
what I said.

370
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:52,392
Being apart
from you this past...

371
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,761
uh, day has made me realize

372
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:58,932
what life was like
without you, and it... blew.

373
00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:01,434
I don't ever want
to lose you again.

374
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:02,702
In fact... Cat...

375
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,938
Yeah. Whoa. Hold that.

376
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:08,041
Catherine Elizabeth

377
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:12,545
Culpepper-Newman,
will you marry me?

378
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,382
Yes!
(laughs)

379
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,616
KRISTEN:
That is it!

380
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:17,951
I am calling
Clouds!

381
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,553
(Cahill laughs happily,
Catherine gasps)

382
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,555
Aah! Oh, my God.

383
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,925
Ryan, I'm
getting married!

384
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,268
What are you doing here?

385
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,637
I'm sorry. Do I detect a
note of anger in your voice?

386
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,273
You're joking, right?

387
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,409
Where are we going?
 I'm going to my mom's.

388
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,078
Kristen's there waiting for the
Clouds people to come get her.

389
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,280
I can't let that happen.

390
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,916
(phone vibrates)

391
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,451
"Weird pic. SMH."

392
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:54,954
Why are people commenting
on a Facebook photo?

393
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,324
I didn't post
anything today.

394
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,795
Jesus Christ!

395
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,797
You're posting dick pics
on my Facebook?

396
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:09,602
Dick pics? I had my tail between
my legs because I was nervous.

397
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,970
Even after
I changed the password?

398
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,273
Stop going on my Facebook!

399
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,807
And that message
that you sent last night?

400
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,143
Thanks to you,
my mom and Kristen

401
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,777
are gonna tear
each other's heads off!

402
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,313
So what? Let them.
It's easy for you to say

403
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,449
when it's not on you to stop
the family from falling apart.

404
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,285
Why is it on you, Ryan?
I get how hard it must have been

405
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,620
to see your parents fighting
when you were kids,

406
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,289
even harder to watch
them split up,

407
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,690
but it wasn't your fault.

408
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:31,958
There's nothing
you could have done.

409
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,326
What does that have
to do with this?

410
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,494
Just because

411
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,296
conflict tore your parents apart
doesn't mean

412
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,298
it'll do the same
with your mom and your sister.

413
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,833
Stop trying to analyze me.
You're not a psychiatrist.

414
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,969
I'm just saying,
letting them slug it out now

415
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,671
will be healthy for them
in the long run.

416
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,640
Any psychiatrist would
tell you exactly the same thing.

417
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,077
Yeah. You look really nervous.

418
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,145
Let's go.

419
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,647
I thought I
wasn't going.
You are now.

420
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,849
KRISTEN:
 She's down the hall

421
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,385
in the bedroom.

422
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,053
Craig, Shawn, this whole thing's
a big misunderstanding.

423
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,521
Sorry, Dr. C, we've got orders.

424
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,890
Wait. Please, don't
do this. I'm her son.

425
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,993
And I'm her
legal guardian. Go!

426
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,028
Kristen, please.

427
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,663
I'm doing it for her, Ryan.

428
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,500
CATHERINE:
Don't touch me!
Get your hands off me!

429
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,069
You're not my daughter.

430
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:18,171
No daughter of mine
would purposefully try

431
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,539
to destroy my happiness!

432
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,841
You know, I didn't ask
to be in this situation.

433
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,410
Maybe if I had a normal mother,

434
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:24,211
I wouldn't be!

435
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,712
Don't interfere, Ryan.

436
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:28,047
Letting them slug it out now
is gonna be healthy for them

437
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,849
in the long run.
Trust me, I'm a psychiatrist.

438
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,050
CATHERINE:
You make me go back there,

439
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,519
and that is the last
you'll hear from me.

440
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,254
Don't bother visiting.

441
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,055
Don't even call!
Fine with me.

442
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:38,525
I'm sure it'll be easier
to spend all my time

443
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,693
managing your craziness
from a distance!

444
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,362
Oh, because
you're such a martyr!

445
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,431
Why don't you want me
to be happy?!

446
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:47,200
Because it's not fair!
What do you mean,
it's not fair?!

447
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,569
Because I'm not happy!

448
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,941
It's not fair

449
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:59,212
that everybody else
gets to be happy except me!

450
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,548
I ruined my marriage.

451
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,050
Nobody wants me now.

452
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,752
I don't have any job offers.

453
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,054
And playing the field?

454
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,423
I had one date in the
last three months,

455
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,559
and it was with a kiln
operator from Color Me Mine,

456
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,595
and he just, like,
hit it and quit it!

457
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,064
(crying)

458
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,633
Oh, honey.

459
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,804
Oh, come here.

460
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,140
(crying)

461
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,411
Anything you want to say?

462
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,079
No. I'm good.

463
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,948
No, I mean to me, like,
"You were right."

464
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:38,318
Shut up, Wilfred.

465
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:46,793
I assume you're gonna get back
to focusing on the cult?

466
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,795
I don't think so.
What?

467
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,463
We've come so far.

468
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:54,801
Maybe if my mom knew something
about Bruce, but I don't know.

469
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,969
We're at a dead
end for now.

470
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,606
Are you still pissed
off at Ralston?

471
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,274
Ah, no.

472
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,943
I've accepted I'll never be
as loved as a three-legged dog.

473
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,112
They're just so
damn inspirational.

474
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,947
Hmm. That's
big of you.

475
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,116
Yeah, it was tough
moving on from that,

476
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,619
but I was inspired
by Ralston to do so.

477
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:16,623
It was also tough telling him
that I was inspired by him,

478
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,459
but I was inspired by him
to do that, too.

479
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,793
(sighs)

480
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,496
And just then, telling you
that I was inspired by him

481
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,498
to tell him
I was inspired by him,

482
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:28,468
that was probably the hardest
thing of all for me to say.

483
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,037
But I was inspired
by Ralston to do that, also.

484
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,340
And when I admitted
to you just now that...

485
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,309
Oh, there you are.
Come here, Wilfred!

486
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,678
At least I'll always
be someone's favorite.

487
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,147
Ryan, I keep forgetting.
Here's your spare key back.

488
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,982
I'll get it!

489
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,651
(tires screeching)

490
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,186
Wilfred!
(screams)

491
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,988
I'm okay. I'm okay.

492
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,890
(groans)

493
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:54,894
Holy... shit!

494
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,829
I'm a three-legged dog, dude!

495
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,498
(whoops)

496
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,534
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